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[Ashley Underwood]

~Top 18-17~





So I’m still here and didn’t have a single vote cast against me, which is completely fabulous because now I get more time to show my worth and hopefully kick ass and then proceed to help my tribe win immunity. For now I should be fine as long as I perform to the best of my abilities and continue to eat shit and talk to these cretins. Let’s hope it is in fact that simple and easy, but you know idiots, they’re highly unpredictable.


Over on Gnat Ri, oh pardon me, Gnas Ri, Andrea was telling me about their tribe and how they’ve come together to combat a supposed alliance of Rory, Burton, Coach (or Chase, I really don’t give a fuck though) and Kelly. This is good because I know Andrea should be fine in the event that the Gnat’s take a few consecutive beatings from our tribe. A girl can dream, right? Anyway, I told her to pick off Kelly last in the case of a swap in the future. The more boys that are taken out, the easier it would be to push a girl’s alliance together in case I find myself or some other poor soul out of the majority.


Also from the Gnat’s, Misty, game changing player, decided to go ahead and waste her double vote right away.





Pffttt, dumb move bitch, I can’t recall how many times I’ve observed this series coming down to one vote, and even if you don’t use your prize, there’s always the fear and paranoia you can instill in your competitors just by having an advantage and the fear of using it against them. Bad move Ms. Misty, such a waste.


I think that’s all that’s coming to mind at the moment. I’ll be sure to drop in if anything remotely interesting pops up.

[Kim Powers]

So at this point, are you aligned with anyone on your tribe besides Natalie for sure?

[Ashley Underwood]

Jul 15, 2011 18:21:59 GMT -5 Kim Powers said:

So at this point, are you aligned with anyone on your tribe besides Natalie for sure?

No. I'm not aligned with anyone aside from Natalie of Babs and Andrea from Gnas. It's hard to really get anything going with the tribe, because you can't come out and ask for an alliance, especially when you have to consider that other people may have come in with their friends and may already have their own alliances, Chad and Tom for example.


The route I'm going to play is just to be dumb and happy go lucky. Play the unassuming competitior and hopefully let my dedication and strength shine through to a point where they seek me out and add me into their alliances. Whether they actually consider me apart of their alliance or just plan on using me is fine, just as long as it gets me further into the game and they think I'm totally unaware of what's going on around us.

[Ashley Underwood]

Updating shit and making it span two rounds, because frankly, I don't have that many Ashley confessional pictures and I'm not in the mood for recycling before we even hit merge, not to mention there really isn't too much occupying the confessional at this point anyway.


As for anything new, Tom is stupid, and Parvati seems like she'd like an alliance with me, but seems hesitant to try and set anything up, who knows, could all easily just be an act on her part. For this challenge...we're probably fucked, no one is really stepping up as creative or throwing any ground breaking ideas, so I'd say tomorrow I'd try and put forth some sort of effort, but mainly focus on socializing and getting myself ready for a potential tribal.


And just because I feel like this post needs a gif....I hate your SOS/Creativity challenges Amanda.

[Ashley Underwood]

So who saw my shitty "contribution" to the challenge? I thought I'd maybe try and trick them into thinking my idea is good/creative by throwing some sort of science into the fray, but given this motley crew, it'll probably go right over their heads. However, it doesn't really matter to me as I at least tried to come across as making an effort for the team.

I couldn't care less if we lost, I'm just showing enough "initiative" within the tribe to make sure my ass isn't the one tossed out when we either A. Lose to Gnas Ri or B. Lividmanda comes out with laser eyes blazing and sends both groups to tribal.

Anyway, I'm just covering my ass, and my ass alone. they can laugh at the crap I produced all they want, because I know myself that the piece of shit pictures I posted are in fact crap. Yay crap! <333