Parvati's Super-Fun Confessional!

[Parvati Shallow]

Hello everybody! <3

I'm super stoked to get this game going!

I'm kind of nervous, because it looks like this group is going to be really tough competition, but all I can do is try my best and hope that it's good enough!

So far I've talked to...

Adam. He seems really cool but kind of laid back. He said that he was in last season and didn't do well, so he might be someone to look out for? He might be like desperate, and that would be scary, but I think he will try really hard, which is good.

Burton. He was super nervous about coming in late, so I tried to cheer him up, and then we started talkgin about hitchiker's guide to tghe galaxy, which I suuuuuper love!

Chad. He's a super nice guy! I like him a lot, and I think he and I would be really good teammates.

Coach. He seems like a total faker. His AIM name talks about Kelly form Samoa, but he said this was his first game, so I think he is probably a liar. I will keep my eye on him.

Dolly. She seems kind of snobby, and hard to talk to, but I hope she will be nice to me. I like nice people.

Kelly. She's nice! I like her.

Rory. He's incredibly nice, and I absolutely loved talking to him! I hope that he's on a tribe with me.

Tom. He totally ignored me, which I was sad about.

I will definitely write more later, but that's what I have for now! <3

[Sandra Diaz-Twine]

Welcome to the game Parvati! <3

Out of all the people you've talked to so far, who do you see yourself most likely aligning with?

[Parvati Shallow]

Oooh. That's a really difficult question! I really like some of them, but I kinda don't want to start thinking about alliances right away, because then people might be really suspicious of me, and want to get rid of me. Plus, we don't even know what the tribes look like, and it would really suck if all of the people I made alliances with wound up on the other team!

But I work a lot of long hours, so I definitely need to make some good connections, and get people on my side, so that I don't wind up getting booted early, so I definitely want to make sure that people will work with me.

Chad is really great, and I like him a lot. I think it's super funny that him and Kelly Bruno are in the game, and I wonder if they'll start a one-legged romance. That would be hilarious! So I think he would probably be my number one choice right now.

I also really like Rory, he seems like a really nice guy!

Adam would probably also be good to work with. We have a Cook Islands connection, and he wants to make up for what happened last time, so I think he would really want to be loyal and not screw me, so that he can keep himself safe.

I definitely don't see me working with Dolly. She seems totally stuck up, and I don't like that. Coach is super untrustworthy, and I think I will vote him off. He'll compose his own funeral march! lol

I also don't like to call other people stupid, because I can lose Connect Four in three moves sometimes, but I would never work with Amber in a trillion years. She seems to really out of it, and I wouldn't want to work with someone that seems crazy.

[Austin Gonzalez]

Chuck Norris can win Connect Four in 3 moves.

It's a proven fact...

[Parvati Shallow]

Yeah, I should never have challenged him.

[Amanda Kimmel]

Jul 10, 2011 20:30:58 GMT -5 Austin Gonzalez said:

Chuck Norris can win Connect Four in 3 moves.

It's a proven fact...

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris got cancer, and only cancer's tears could cure it, but diseases don't cry.



At least he lived.

[Parvati Shallow]

OMG I love that! Soviet Russia jokes are my favorite <3

I'm actually trying to go to the Kremlin in April. It would make my life happyful.

[Parvati Shallow]

Omygosh, tribes!

At first I was totally freaked out, because I had no idea what my tribe was going to be like, and I was worried that I would get put wiht a lot of mean or creepy people, but I really like who I'm on a tribe with!

...kind of.

Aaron - He still hasn't talked to me, which is super depressing, because I thought he would be really cool. I hope I get to meet him soon.

Amber - Ummm... Amber makes me cry. She seems like she really has no idea what's going on, and it seems like she would probably make us lose, so I hope we can vote her off.

Ashley - She seems pretty nice! I'm a little worried aobut her, though, because it seems like she and Natalie are close, and they both requested their people early, so maybe they have a pregame alliance? I kind of want to make sure that Ashley goes out, so that I can have Natalie all to myself.

Chad - Chad is super awesome! I think I will try to help him with his love for Kelly, so that they can get married and have a lot of one-legged babies together. We can write love poems for her, and have fun times. <3

David - David is a super nice guy, and a total sweetie! But I think he is definitely a super smartypants, and he probably is a good strategizer, so I might have to watch out for him. But hopefully he will work with me, because it's good to have smart people on your side, if you're not smart.

Natalie - Natalie is totally my girl! We made an alliance, and I'm super excited to work with her! I think we'll be super great together, and we're friendly, so people will want to keep us around, and then we can run things. We would totally be the hottest final two ever... which is why Ashely needs to go byebye <3

NaOnka - Naonka really likes me, which is great! But I super hated Naonka on the real show, so its kind of weird to want to work with her. But she wants to team up with me, and I can't say no to that!

Ozzy - Ozzy is cool and laid back, and pretty quiet. I like him, because real Ozzy is a studmuffin, but I don't know how well I could like work with him.

Parvati - She is super sweet and awesome! I hope that she wins the game.

Tom - Tom is like majorly quiet. I guess he's just being a floater or something. I don't know.

So that's everybody! I think i should be okay to survive for now, hopefully there won't be any terrible tribe switches to ruin everything. That would suck.

[DDanielle DDiLorenzo]

Jul 11, 2011 15:27:05 GMT -5 Parvati Shallow said:

Parvati - She is super sweet and awesome! I hope that she wins the game.

<3

[Parvati Shallow]

Yay! A visit from DDanielle! <3

Well, round one has been going craaaazy so far! It's only the first day and already there's so much strategy! I originally was just in an alliance with Natalie, and then out of nowhere, Tom asked me and Chad to be in an alliance with him, and have Natalie as a fourth! So we agreed for now, but Natalie and I are still going to weigh our options, because we were thinking it would be super awesome to have a ladies alliance (which we will call the Valley Girl alliance OMG) with all of the girls. But Amber is really dumb and I don't want to work with her, because she would probably stop in the middle of challenges to look at shiny things, so we would lose and tribal councils make me cry.

I think things are going really well for me, though. Chad told me that he trusts me a lot, and Natalie does, and NaOnka says that she really likes me and wants to work with me, so it's like waaagh how did I suddenly become so popular?? I guess its a good thing, but I'm super worried that people will see me as a threat.

[Parvati Shallow]

Update for round one!

I'm super excited to get the game going! I think that we are a really strong tribe and we will do awesome in the challenges! I have an alliance with Chad and Natalie and Tom, which is called the Superfriends alliance. Chad and I are also super tight, and we call ourselves Chadvati because its our names put togehter!! <3

We call the other half of the alliance Tomalie, because its tom and Natalie, which sounds like hot tomales (the tacos) and Chadvati sounds like a kind of cheese, so we are a super tasty alliance!

I don't know who will go home at the first tribal council! I think it will be either Amber or Ozzy. Amber is drunk a lot of the time and doesn't say anything helpful, so i think people want her gone because of that. She needs Amberholics Anonymous! But natalie and i want a boy to go so that we can have our girl power. We want the girls to all team up and have an alliance which we will call the Valley Girl allaince (because we arent smart enough to spell Jjiziohuigoua right so we just call it the valley, and we're girls! like omgash best alliance name everrrr lol) and Ozzy is the one who does least of the guys, so we would want him out first. We originally awnted Aaron but he's really cute and sweet so we would be sad to take him out first.

I also super like David! He is a very sweet guy and I think he is probably my favorite one to talk to! So I hope that the Valley girls don't try to kill him, because that would make me sad, because he's my Davy Gravy. <3

and, uhhh let's see what else. I gave my flowers to Natalie and Tom and Chad because theyre my Superfriends alliance. I hope that one of us can get he mystery prize (DUN DUN DDDUNNN!!!) so taht we will know what it is and can use it to rulle the tribe. I kind of hope itll be me, but I don't know! that might make people think i'm a threat, and that would be baaad. So if i lose that will be okay with me.

[Parvati Shallow]

Round one, Continued!

So, omg, I got the most flowers! I was super shocked when I saw the results, because I didnt get to ask many people about flowers! Tom and Chad and Natalie and i were going to just give to each other, so i didnt want to go around offering to trade with people because mine were all promised.

Ack and now I hvae to run. But I will be back and will post more adventures in the exciting life of Parvati very soon <333

[Parvati Shallow]

And im back! hooray!

So, yeah, I was super surprised that i got the most flowers, because i didnt think i would be that popular, but i guess I am! <333

that's super great, but also a little bit scary because people might start to think that im like talking to everybody and making tons of alliances... which I guess i kinda am, but shut up.

i was also SUPER shocked to see that Rory got voted off of the other team because he seemed like a super active guy, and it sucks because i tought maybeh im and me could work together later one down the road. But I guess not, because the mountains are racist.

Natalie and i are making good progress on our Valley Girls allaince. we are making Naona think she is in charge of it, so taht she doesn't know that Natati are in control of things, and we are getting Ashley to join too. I dont know if amber will bea llowed in, since we kinda wanted to vote her off, but she did like super good in the first challenge, so it mgith be a good idea to keep ehr. I dunno, though, because chad and Tom seem like super close to her, and that woudl be bad because she would probably tell them, and we would be in a lotttttt of trouble.

it's kind of weird being in two alliances, because if we go with Chad and tom we will have to vote off like Ashley and Naonka, but if we go with the Valley Gilrs we will have to vote off the boys. So either way we will have to go against SOMEbody, which sucks a lot. i think right now we will probably vote Aaron out next, because hes not super great in the challenges and voting for him wouldnt betray any alliances, and that would be good. we might still need to do Amber which i think id be okay with. I dont want Chad and Tom to be able to go against me and atalie.

Burton also talks to me a bit which is weird because he's like on the other team and hes like their best player so its like why would you talk to me, because im the one who will have to vote you off? But i guess its good to have friends there so i will be safe if theres like atribe switch. We taked about zombie, and we decided that he is Zomburton and he wants to eat my brain, which is super funny.

and... what else? OH the challenge. I was super worried taht i woulnd't do good, because I had to work on Saturday because all of the bosses were GOLFING and they neede anybody whose any good to work (SUuPER LAME!!) but i was able to get on on my phone and help out. <3

BUT OMG I got the most posts and now im like waaaagh because now its two times that I was the most awesome, and now people might be like, "oh no! Paravti is too much of a thret and now we must slay her." and then i would go out and be sad, because I'm having a super fun time. But hopefully pepole will just be happy that im here and helping out and not be afraid.

Probably Gnas Ri are really sad right now. I feel bad for them. i would feel bad too, if I got dominated by kittens. <3

[Parvati Shallow]

Omygosh! I got to be the episode title!!!! I feel super special and fuzzy right now. Thank youuu!!! <33

[Parvati Shallow]

Okay so this challenge is being like super frustrating for me right now.

we had like a lot of people online last night to come up with ideas, but like noone actually would like say anything or make suggestions. It just feels soooooooo frustrtaing, because we were like super great in the last challenge, and now its like they dont even care. so i dont know if its like they want to go to council and like vote people off, or if they were juts tired or didnt know what to do, or what, but it makes me like super uncomftorable.

Amber also got added to the Valley Girls alliance, and NaOnka is like telling everybody that im the one who started it, and its like... ughhh i dont want people thinking im like the head of stuff!

But now Amber wants tom out because I guess he was in another seasno or something and he was shady and shifty? so that might be good because if hes going to be sneaky it would be best to get him out like now. But i dunno i have a hard tiem trusting amber for some reason. I think maybe she is closer to chad, and that would be like suuuper bad if she was telling him all the stuff about our alliance and Chad wouldnt trust us, but I think i will talk to Chad and tell her everything Amber was saying about Tom so that chad wont trust her.

its just super tricky right now, and I'm not sure what to dooooooo