Parvati's Super-Fun Confessional!

[DDanielle DDiLorenzo]

damn.

[Parvati Shallow]

Danielle is watching me!

So lets talk about last round.

We lost immunity (booo!) by like one point, which was super frustrating, because we would of won if we had had like one less item or if more people had been more helpful, and i put a lot of owkr into making the signal as good as i could. Voting was like super crazy to discuss because like everybody had different ideas. The Valley Girls wanted to vote off a boy and Tom and chad wanted to vote of naonka because she wa super lazy in the chalelnge and didnt even tryy, but then it like randoml gto changed to David.

that made me like super upset because i super love talking to him. Hes like a really sensitive guy and he seems like a super loyal ally but i guess stuff happened in his life and he had to go. I super hope things get better for him. I will miss him a lot.

Then we had a nother challenge last night and we did super good. i got luike super lucky at figuring out the word puzzle because i just guessd that it would be a word with three of the same ltter and i just randomly got it. <3

But im gonna have to stop being good at challenges because if people get like super paranoid about me then i will get voted off, and I super dont want that to happen.

i totally thought we were gonna lose but we were able to pull ahead and win and i was really happy because i dont want to vote anybody off. The Vaelly Girls want to vote out another boy and to help us we have got Aaron as a side alliance and i think he will be good. i like him, becase he's super cute so i hope that we can keep him around. i think tom might go? that would suck to break our alliance but the girls think he and amber and chad are all together, and it would be best to break them up, but i think i would want to vote Amber off first because she seems the most sketchy and she did the puzzle fater than me and it would be better, because then I can win challenges <3

[Parvati Shallow]

Phewwww thank goodness we won!

i got on tihs morning and htey had taken like 8 of our jewels, and I thought like for suuuure that we were going to lose and have to go tirbal council, which would have been like super hard because we had no idea how Chad was going to vote, so we wouldnt know who to vote off. but he'll be gone for like two days so that means that he might not make it back before next council. That would be super awful so I hope he gets back soon.

Burton thinks that he will probabyl get voted off now, and I super hope that that doesnt happen, because he was on like alllllll night, so they would be like super dumb to get rid of someone who wants to play so bad. i have heard taht Chase is like runnign things over there? he seems super shady and he like didnt even try in the challenge, so its like why would you listen to him? i dunno, but i super want to vote chase out as soon as i can, especially if Burton goes home.

Im also not sure what to do about amber because she seems super good at like challenges and stuff but im still kind of suspicous about her because she seems like super sneaky. I still think I would want to vote her off if i can. Plus Tom rescued me and she wouldnt... but Tom like asked for sex from me which was super gross and i did not appreciate it at all. its super rude and i was super upset about it. I dont really want to be an alliance with a pervert.

Also i need to say cool things so i can be in episode titles. So here is cool things:

Chase is like the wicked witch of the mountains, and everybody else are his flying monkeys.

Burton was super sad during the challenge, because his tribe ar being dumb. I wish i could be a super ninja on Gans Ri and kick em in the IQ.

Natalie and i are totally running things, and we are like hedgehogs: super cute but dont think you can step on us. <3

[Parvati Shallow]

Awwwwww Burton got voted off! im seriously like super upset, you dont even know.

this Treemail looks like a tribeswitch, so i am like super curious to see what will happen because i super dont want to lose our awesome Babs Chuness. We have been a super team so far and it would suck so much to have to like break up our team. i hope that if theres a switch i will be safe because i have a double vote but i think that Gnasty people might go "oh no we hav to get rid of Parv shes like a major thrett!" and then i would be done liek dinner.

so i will definately be very cautious, because i like know that the six mountains are super tight, and I dont want them to get like an advantage because they would stick together til the end. so i guess we will have to wait and see!

[Parvati Shallow]

alright ugggh i keep trying to write this confessional but sooooo much stuff keeps happeneing arrrgh.

okay for right now I will make al ist of what to say stuff about and then we will go from there, k?

lets see theres tom being dumb and me having to save the Valley Girls butts, then Amber winning immunity and trying to know what to do after and then the SWITCH and then all of that craziness and then Nat and Ash being dumb and then aaaagh Na being gone and now we dont know what to do...

okay lets start with tom being DUMb.

Okay so Amber came to me and was like, "Tom played before and hes like super shady so we shuold get him out." which was cool because we wanted the Valley Girls alliance and all of the boys needed to leave anyways. But then like Natalie was still all thinking that Amber was with tom and Chad so we wanted to get her out, so i told Tom what she said, and I was specifically like "Dont talk to Amber about this because then things will get screwed up."

And so of course tom thinks in his little Tom head, "Oh maybe the smartest thing to do woiuld be to go tell amber evvvvvrything Parv said." So then Amber like tells him all about the Vally Girls and everything and now she knows taht i like told him stuff so its like, well screw Tom for being stupid! I am super pissed and betrayed because i like trusted him with that and he wanted to get Amber on his side for some dumb reason and he like threw me under the bus, and then he like didnt even understand WHY i was mad at him for that. He is super dumb and I dont trust him at all anymore. i think that the Valley Girls will be safe though because i like told him that it was all just a coverup to keep ppl from knowing that me and him and Chad and Nat were together. but now he like has Amber trusting him and its super frustrating.

We were still gonna vote amber off but then she had like insomnia and went for like 16 hours in the challenge, which is like craziness but there was no way for us to vote her off so I had no idea what i was gonna do. Tom waned Na, but the girls wanted Aaron so either way i would have had to hurt one of my alliances which succccked. I was also SUPER pist at Tom for being a retarded and would have wanted him gone if i could of.

But then suddenly OMG tribe switch! It went from being a super hard decision like if someone was like, "Here. Please eat this bicycle." to a super easy one, "Here. Please eat this yummy cupcake."

Im super happy with our tribe because I have Natalie and Aaron and Chad and they all wnat to go to the finals with me so even if they want to scerw over babs chu they will keep me <3

Also we have adam and Andrea on our team which is kind of weird. Andrea is like never on aim and hasnt talked to me like ever so thats super annoying, but Adam talks to me. he said he was like in last season and got voted out super early, so he wants to like redeem himself. So i will try to keep him in because thats what i would want if it was me.

but of course I thuoght we should vote off andrea and adam first because like of course the other team is going to vote off Tom and Amber and Na so we need to keep up our numbers but Ash and Natalie were all "nooooooo we can use them." well who cares if we can use them? if theyre gone we can juts pick off the dolly and juile and chase and Mitsy alliance thats obviously over there and then we will be final six. we dont need them, but they were like super insisting that no no no Aaron will lose us challenges. I think they are super dumb and we are all going to be screwed now because of their dumbness.

Now Na is gone and we have lost one of the Valley Girls which is super frustrating. We also need to like figure out if we are gonna throw challenges or what but I think we should because like if they vote off Tom and amber it will be 6-4 and i super dont trust that Adam and Andrea would haveo ur backs so I would liuke have to win all of the immunities if i want to stay and Im super bad at challenges seomtimes so i definately cant plan on that...

[Parvati Shallow]

ugggh see what i mean?

its like super frustrating that both teams were like trying to throw the challenge, and it was like suuuuuuper obvious. chase is a big dumb liar and i think hes disgusting. it like super frustrates me that his alliance will now like be in control and be able to take over, and theres nothing I can do about it except like to try and suck up to Adam and Andrea. i know that Ash and Nat are going to do it too so hoooopefully they will like get them on our side, and we can have like a shot at the merge, but i have no idea whats going to happen. Its super frustrating because its like, chase and his crew are dumb and lame, and they would totally have been destroyed like waffles if they hadnt had the team switch and been able to throw, but now theyre gonna like take over the game. And amber was just sick and couldnt do anything and if she had we could have lost the challenge and ugggggggh its just so annoying right now! I just super want to beat the other team because i think they are like arrogant and mean for what they did to burton, and its so annoying that i was like right about aaron and they didnt listen to me, and now were all gonna be in huge trouble.

but I am a fighter and i will have to put my gloves on very soon...

[Parvati Shallow]

Alriiiight so it is confessional time again <3

Lets see here.

We won the last tribal challenge because i was pissed of at Tom for throwing me under the bus to like chase's alliance, but then of cousre we got to kidnap him. I thought that was like super hilarious because chase and his alliances were just gonna pick Tom off but then they had to like turn on each other, and now were merged even.

I am like suuuper nervous because like chase and his guys think im like the leader of teh Chus so they will want me gone right away, but I have two aces in the hole. Barbie and Misty are like good freinds of mine, so i think they will like have my back. Plus Chase and julie are super tight, so Misty knows that they would of voted her out if it hadnt been a merger. Apparently misty didnt notice that the double vote like expired so she thinks we will win in a tie and would flip anyway to save herself. So i think for sure we can get chase out this round which would be hilarious because hes been soooooo cocky and dumb, and it would be super funny to get him out when he thinks hes running everything. <3

so wish me luck because i think if i can pull this off i will be in a super good spot <333

[Parvati Shallow]

okay uggggh life has been so crazy so i havent been able to post in this.

but lets see. chase went out which wasnt a surprise because he's dumb.

we wanted to vote off Adam because hes been a super big challenge threat and we dont want him to like win a bunch of challenges and then we wont be able to stop him. but of course Natalie wanted to blindside chad and take out the idol which i super didnt want to do because i love chad and hes like my buddy, so then it was going to be adam again, then all of a sudden ash wanted to vote Tom off and its like ugggh whyyyyy?

but right now i still have misty and barbie with me and natalie and ash, so i think i will be okay. But omg it will suck with the idol out there because now Chad will like not trust us at all and i hope that i can get him to understand that its not my fault because i would haaaate to get idoled.

also omg the survey challenge. i loled really hard that ppl think im running the game and that i will win. like thats kind of an oh nooooo im screwwwwed thing but i dont think people are taking it too serious (which is super good!). i think this next round will be super interesting and will totally decided like everything in the game from now on...