Top 9-8

[Ashley Underwood]

~Top 9-8~





Like seriously, it's so hard. I'm to tired and therefore my confessional is slacking, and I don't even care, and I SHOULD care but I don't, I just don't have the time or the energy to care. How sad.


I didn't really try at the immunity challenge, I really just did my part in like twenty minutes and was like, good enough, so now I'm going to wait for the moment when it's announced that I lost the challenge. I should care since I'm probably I AM going to get votes if I don't win since I think Chad or Tom or some invisible twat has been smiting me to his vagina's content.

Aww whatever, ninth place is good.

[Ashley Underwood]

Oh and my guess for this round is different, since I'm now inclined to believe that the episode title is referring to this series....so I'm guessing...

"You Are Not Smarter Than a Fifth Grader"

[Amanda Kimmel]

Nope, that's not it.

[Ashley Underwood]

I'm actually really fucking livid at the moment. I knew we should have voted out Tom, it would have been so simple and such an easy vote to make since he wouldn't see it coming, but noooooo, just had to play it safe and take the easy route and vote Chase.


I really should have put my foot down and FORCED Natalie and Andrea to vote Tom over Chase. Chase had basically quit and was dead in the water. I mean, he wasn't going to do anything to us and if he actually DID come back to the game, he'd probably just be thankful to still be in the game. Ugh, next time I have an idea I feel like bringing to fruition, how about everyone shuts the fuck up and listens to what I fucking command. Okay?





Now Tom is STILL in the game, and on top of that he fucking loaded up on prizes at the auction, and then after he spent his money, HALF of which was given to him by his slave Chad, he had the fucking audacity to go around and ask for more money. He even had the FUCKING BALLLLSSS to tell Adam "If you give me your money, I'll let you stay longer than Misty"


This is why I've never liked this twat. Give him an ounce, a fucking ounce of power and he thinks he's king of the fucking castle. UGH, I'm so mad with Andrea and Natalie for not listening to me and taking him out. All the while Tom was asking for money, Parvati was like "Tom's asking for money, he already had 1000" I know she was just trying to bait me to further try and pit people against each other. Like, Parvati, hun, you aren't fucking slick. Get out.


And finally on top of Tom still being in the game now loaded with prizes. Chad still has an idol (allegedly) and someone is smiting me off the hook (I'm sure it's Burton). I'm not taking any damn risks knowing what the fuck happened in Manchuria, and even told Andrea and Natalie to exalt me, but I keep going down, and I guess those two just don't care. Burton got down to around -13 while he was still in, so that should give me a day or two to try and get it back up or delay it maybe a day longer.


Fuck everyone right now. Fuck everyone. You know what I have in my bag of fucks about the other players right now?

[Amanda Kimmel]

Ah Klein. I love watching him play. Pretty obvious why.

I would have been livid if Chase had stayed around. If I had to remove someone this late in the game, nobody would win.

What makes you say Burton is smiting you? You two were never on the same tribe...

[Ashley Underwood]

I've seen invisible users on (Amber and Burton) and my karma has declined whenever they're on. I know it's Amber and Burton as the invisibles since they both liked a post recently and Amber even posted.


I don't know why Burton would, maybe I pissed him off or he's doing someone's bidding.


If it's Amber, maybe she's buying into some of that rumor thing that was started back before merge (I never really understood it) and is believing a lie about me. I don't know.

[Ashley Underwood]

So right now the plan is to target Tom. He has a plethora of prizes and it's not smart to leave him in the game, especially when I know I'm maybe Final 5 (at best) in his plans.


The plan is going to be hard to execute though thanks to our fabulous self voters this round, Andrea and Natalie. What makes me frustrated about all of this is that we really, REALLY, needed Andrea's two votes, but now they're being wasted on herself. So as of now I'm using my double vote on Tom, and Adam is going to vote Tom as well.


The other problem we have though is that Parvati, Tom, and Chad are all voting Adam, and with the self votes the vote count will stand at 3-3-2-1, the only vote left not in play belonging to Misty.


Now, Parvati and even Natalie are convinced that Misty is with them and is for sure going to be voting Adam, but I don't think they realize just how bad I want Tom out of this game. So with that in mind, I'm going to use IMs Parvati sent me ( these ones in particular)


Parvati 11:06 pm
but he said he was preusing his triple vote next tc

Parvati 11:16 pm
and tom has lied to Misty
and i have IMs from him saying she is number two on his vote list
and that he thinks shes dumb and he wants her gone


And show these to Misty to hopefully get her to switch her vote to Tom. I know that she hates Adam because he flipped, but I talked with Adam and we agreed that I will throw him under the bus as much as possible and say that he can go next, just as long as I can get Misty to vote Tom out of this game. Now while Misty may agree to vote Tom but ultimately vote Adam and expose me, it won't really matter to me, because with my 4 person alliance losing Adam and not having any decent prizes to our name, we'll be fucked anyway.





Let's hope this works.

[Ashley Underwood]

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