Immunity #12

[Ashley Underwood]

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EXTREME SURVIVOR





39 Days


18 Convicts


1 Walks Free




In the year 2015 reality television has hit an all time low. With their audiences desperate for more drama and carnage with each passing day, CBS decided to make a drastic move and produce a new season of Survivor entitled: Extreme Survivor.


The premise? 18 convicts taken from all parts of the justice system and assembled together on an island in the South Pacific.


The stakes? A prejury performance meets an execution, second place all the way down to tenth will warrant a trip back to prison once the season wraps, and the winner, whether they be a shop lifter, or a mass murderer, gets to walk free of charge back into the real world.









The Cast









The Cast:

Aleena – Arrested after her husband called the police on her, and was charged with indecent exposure after showing off her ankles in public.

Breadquanda – Arrested after holding a KFC hostage at gunpoint after their refusal to hand over all their fried chicken.

De-Sean – Arrested after robbing his mother of her television set.

Janice – Arrested after putting her ex-boyfriend into a coma by running him down shortly after declaring her shift to lesbianism.

Jason – Arrested for robbing a convenient store of all their Doritos, Funyuns. Suspected marijuana use was recorded as well.

Joleigh – Arrested for assaulting a woman after she confused her with Academy Award winning actress Monique.

Juan – Arrested for Grand Theft Auto.

Logan – Arrested for shoplifting at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters.

Miguel – Arrested for drug possession.

Miles – Arrested for arson.

Paula – Arrested for holding a cooking supplies store hostage, robbing a bank, leading police on a two hour high speed chase and running a retirement bus off the road. Possible murder is in question as well.

Speed – Arrested on numerous drug possession charges.

Steffi – Arrested for shoplifting at Forever 21.

Tatuba – Arrested for child neglect and endangerment.

Tito – Arrested for robbing a mall and shanking several security officers.

Tyrone – Arrested for stealing his neighbor’s television set and pet cat.


The sixteen convicts were also introduced with two Celebrity contestants in the form of Phil Spector and Paris Hilton, both detained and arrested for their numerous crimes against humanity.

[Ashley Underwood]

I'm going to be posting my episodes one at a time when I finish them, just because I don't have a lot of time to work on this and want to at least make sure that I'll always at least have something to turn in.

These episodes are also pretty bare at the moment, since I don't have a lot of time to work on them, so if I do manage to get time to, I'll come back later, clean them up, and add some more detail if I can.

Anyway...



Episode 1: “Yo Man, Why da fuck is Your Hair Pink?”


From the get go the contestants were shocked at the prospect of winning the competition and being able to walk away at the end with a clean slate with the law. Drama and tension was quick to form as Tyrone quickly called fellow competitor, Tito, out on his choice of hair color, while Steffi made a quick, and favorable first impression on Logan when she told him that Tito reminded her of the Troll Dolls she had growing up. However despite Tyrone having the initial snide comments towards his fellow competitors, it was Miguel who proved to be the most volatile of the group when he quickly shot down and killed Miles after he mentioned that Miguel looked an awful lot like Carrot Top.


The escalating situation was put on hold however with the arrival of the show’s host, Jeff Probst. Probst further explained the rules to the competitors and as he was about to randomly divide the group into two tribes, Joleigh pointed out the now odd numbered group of contestants. Breadquanda quickly made an enemy of Joleigh when she proclaimed she was “surprised da bitch could count.” Despite the brewing feud, Probst took note of the situation and made the choice that another contestant would have to be eliminated right then and there.The contestants were spread out into one long line as Probst was handed a pistol by production.

“Eeny meeny, miny, moe,
One of you has got to go,
Might as well be the jew with the crazy fro.”

With his sights on Phil, Probst shot the former star down and the contestant count now stood at 16, which was quickly and soundly divided into two random tribes of eight.


The “Da Fuck” Tribe featured:

Breadquanda
De-Sean
Joleigh
Juan
Miguel
Tatuba
Tito
Tyrone

While the “That's Hot” Tribe featured:

Aleena
Janice
Jason
Logan
Paula
Paris
Speed
Steffi

Probst delivered one final shock to the group of contestants when he revealed that the two tribes would be competing in their first tribal challenge immediately. That's Hot maintained a strong lead through the “Beach Run” challenge but suffered a crushing defeat when Speed suffered a drug related stroke feet before the finish line. In that time, Da Fuck was able to pass the struggling tribe and send them to the first tribal council of the season.


At tribal, the tribe’s decision was cut and dry within the tribe and by a vote of 7-0 (Speed’s vote not even being legible) Speed was booted from the tribe where he was promptly escorted to the execution area where he was happily euthanized by lethal ejection. (He was just happy to have a foreign substance injected into his body.)

[Ashley Underwood]

Episode 2: “I am Lesbian! Hear me Roar!”


Following their first tribal council the That's Hot tribe quickly became divided, but this fact was only truly noticed by Paris. The Hilton Heiress quickly took note of the bonds that both Logan and Steffi, and Janice and Jason were forming with one another, while also taking note of how Paula was slowly turning into her lap dog and how Aleena was off on her own. Once they returned to camp Paris decided that the following day she’d make a move to form an alliance with Logan and Steffi, seeing more stock in their bond as their attraction to each other was stronger, while Jason and Janice’s bond would easily be fractured if pushed due to Jason’s attraction to his lesbian tribemate.


Over at Da Fuck snide comments and little interaction with one another slowly began to form tiny cracks within the tribe. Tito and De-Sean were constantly exchanging hurtful remarks, while Joleigh and Breadquanda still failed to settle the air between them, instead resorting to Breadquanda hiding Joleigh’s possessions after she tried to set Breadquanda’s weave on fire. However despite the tension, it was once again Miguel who brought the most drama as he began heckling and harassing various members of the camera crew, often having to be detained by Tyrone and Juan.


At the immunity challenge Paris purposely sabotaged her tribe’s puzzle while the rest of That's Hot seemed oblivious to this fact, ultimately giving Da Fuck their second straight immunity challenge win. Upon returning to camp, Paris reeled in Paula and quickly proceeded to form an alliance with Logan and Steffi. The four agreed to then vote out Janice after Paris successfully pinned the blame of their loss on her, pinpointing an exact specific in the puzzle that Janice had messed up, although Paris failed to realize she was the only one in position to make and notice that specific error.


A few hours before tribal, Janice caught wind of her approaching demise from Jason and Aleena and tried, and unsuccessfully, scrambled, ultimately breaking down, taking the vote personally, feeling that her sexuality was the cause. Having nothing to lose Janice was ready to attack and destroy Paris, but was stopped by Jason, as he convinced her to let him try and sway Logan and Steffi.


At tribal Janice and Paris got into a heated argument and Logan and Steffi didn’t heed Jason’s warnings and pleadings and ultimately Janice was voted from the tribe in a 5-2 vote. Before making her exit Janice proclaimed “I am Lesbian! Hear me Roar!” And she roared all the way to her execution; a date at the bottom of a pit of roaring lions.



Episode 3: “That's So Hot”


Following the second tribal council each tribe was presented a clue to a Hidden Immunity Idol in their treemail. On the Da Fuck tribe, Tatuba was the only one to come across the clue and desperate to stay alive amongst her already splintering tribe, kept it to herself. On the That's Hot tribe, Paris instilled a great deal of trust within the ever so crazed Paula, by sharing the clue to the idol with only her. Paris then devised a plan that would have Paula keep the others distracted while Paris went in search of the idol. The plan ultimately went off without a hitch as Paula kept her tribe occupied back at camp with stories of her past felonies while Paris discovered the idol, a shrunken head which she affectionately named Nicole, in honor of her former BFF.


At the third immunity challenge, the Da Fuck tribe came away with their third straight win after an impressive duo performance by Breadquanda and Tyrone. Joleigh took note of their teamwork during the challenge and grew concerned there could be a bond forming between to the two that could eventually lead to her ousting and potential death.


Back at That's Hot camp, Jason quickly knew he was on the outs and sought out Aleena to try and get votes on his side. The two discussed possible routes to explore and suddenly came to the realization that Paris had been in fact the one who had cost them the second round’s immunity challenge, due to her slip up when placing the blame too strongly on Janice. Aleena and Jason were confident that with this information they could go to Logan and Steffi and work together to oust Paris from the game, however what they didn’t realize was that Paula had been lurking in the background listening to their entire conversation.


Once Aleena left to go converse with the tight pair, Paula, fueled by her new blinding loyalty to Paris, crept up on Jason, and pushed him into the tribe’s fire, snuffing him from the game. Paula then proceeded to scamper off and tell Paris what had happened with Paris telling her that the whole situation was hot. The five remaining members of That's Hot slowly returned to camp to discover Jason’s body and a note informing them that their tribal had been cancelled due to Jason’s unexpected execution.


With Jason gone, that now left just thirteen convicts left in the game.

[Ashley Underwood]

Episode 4: “Nowhere to Run”


At the That's Hot camp, Aleena began to feel down on herself knowing that if her tribe was to lose immunity for the fourth straight time, she would be doomed to death. She knew it had to have been Paula or Paris who had cast her short lived alliance member Jason into the fire and knew that if she tried to do similar campaigning it would be her end as well, so for the time being, Aleena focused solely on the approaching challenge.


Over at Da Fuck camp, Tatuba was unable to make heads or tails of the immunity idol clue and recruited Tito to aid in the task. This however, proved to be a mistake on Tatuba’s part as Tito was quickly able to decipher the clues and pocket the idol for himself while continuing to play clueless to his fellow convict, leaving her unsuspecting as he bettered his own game in one swift move.


At the fourth immunity challenge of the season the convicts were forced to compete in an eating competition. Both tribes were nearly cost the challenge by one member when Steffi could not stomach her meal of larva worms and Miguel outright refused to eat several hissing cockroaches, going so far as to throw his plate at Probst and demand a better meal. The challenge was ultimately settled by a tie breaker between Breadquanda and Logan which was easily won by Breadquanda after she literally inhaled and swallowed her cooked tarantula spider.


Disappointed by their fourth straight loss, Logan and Steffi returned and exiled themselves from the rest of the camp, not wanting to converse with any of their tribemates, and instead, spent more alone and quality time with one another. Their alone time however, did not go unnoticed by a certain Hilton and she made a mental note to split up the budding couple sooner rather than later. However despite this observation, Paris and Paula remained loyal to their alliance and with nowhere to run or scramble, Aleena was voted out of the game in a 4-1 vote before she promptly incinerated in the tribal council fires.



Episode 5: “The ShawSHANK Redemption”


Down to just four tribe members, the That's Hot tribe was as far back against the wall as one tribe could be. Paris and Paula knew that losing was not an option given that they both had more past votes than Logan and Steffi combined, so they knew it was either win, or resort to drastic measures like they had with Jason.


Over at Da Fuck camp Miguel and Tyrone got into a heated argument over their food situation when Tyrone accused Miguel of stealing food. Miguel quickly turned around and accused Tyrone of being a racist, claiming that because he was black he had to of been the one to steal the food. This statement merely puzzled Miguel’s tribemates and camera crew alike, some of the crew going so far as to laugh open and outright. Miguel was not pleased by the mocking nature of the crew and quickly robbed members of the crew for their perishables before trying to shank them for their behavior. As this was yet another, more physical, outburst on Miguel’s record while in the game, production made the decision to have Miguel restrained and put down right in front of their tribe, bringing the total number of remaining convicts to eleven, resulting in one final execution before the merge.


At the immunity challenge Logan was able to prove his strength when he singlehandedly outlasted all the male members of the Da Fuck tribe in a test of strength and endurance, bringing home immunity for the That's Hot tribe for the first time all season.


Upon returning to camp, the Da Fuck tribe broke out into chaos. Joleigh immediately knew she was on the ropes given her history with Breadquanda and her enemy’s strong companionship with Tyrone. Already counting two votes against herself, Joleigh began to panic further upon realization that De-Sean and Tito’s mutual dislike for one another would cause them to vote for each other and not Breadquanda. Tatuba, not wanting to make a stir and be executed so close to salvation, decided she’d throw her vote on the unexpected Tito in hopes that her vote would be a throwaway. Juan was the last vote unclear and undecided within the tribe and he was approached by both Joleigh and the pair of Tyrone and Breadquanda, each wanting him to target the opposing female.


Ultimately at tribal, Juan decided not to force a tie and went with who he saw as the stronger and firmer route which was Tyrone and Breadquanda and voted Joleigh from the tribe in a 3-2-1-1 vote, sending Joleigh down a winding path to a gas chamber where she was snuffed out.

[Ashley Underwood]

Running out of time, only have two episodes left to write, but posting these now in case I can't finish. Hopefully I can come back and edit these later, hopefully make them a bit pretty, if not, I'm sorry.




Episode 6: “Better Off”



Following Joleigh’s exit, the two starting tribes were no longer in play and the two tribes came together to form the “That’s Fucked” merge tribe of ten, guarantying everyone left in the game that they would at least escape this journey alive and have the comfort of going back to prison. Paris quickly realized that she and the rest of her former tribe would have to make some quick moves in order to ensure that they were not the first four picked off from the second portion of the game. She quickly sent them off to try and find and expose cracks within the former blue tribe and hopefully find a big enough opening for all four of them to slip through.


After making an observation of Tatuba’s frail form, Paula followed the convict into the jungle during the first day and quickly cornered the woman, restraining her in a chokehold, demanding that Tuba spill any and all valuable information that she could. Tatuba complied but then mocked Paula after her release, claiming that Paula would be the first to go. Paula merely giggled in Tatuba’s face before leaving and telling the woman that she didn’t just eliminate her competition by means of vote, leaving Tatuba thoroughly rattled.
At the first individual immunity challenge, Logan came away with the win and during the trek back to camp Paula relayed all information about the former blue tribe to her ally Paris. Paris was pleased with the information and upon returning to camp, cornered Tatuba, setting her own plan into motion. Paris began with small talk before reminding Tatuba about the woe’s of the world; the kids she left behind, the bills that would have to be paid, the scrutinizing looks from people who knew her and what she did.


Paris simply left Tatuba after that to let all of those thoughts fester within the older woman before the pressure and physical and mental assaults courtesy of Paul and Paris finally caused her to crack. Tatuba cordially returned to camp to inform both the tribe and the crew of her desire to quit the competition and take her spot on the jury, claiming that ultimately, her life would be better in prison anyway.



Episode 7: “Only the Best Intentions”



The following morning after Tatuba’s departure to the jury Tito and De-Sean’s bubbling conflict overflowed when the two men came to blows and were allowed to brawl on the tribe’s beach (In hopes to add to ratings.) The brawl eventually was broken up by Paris, seeing an interesting prospect in letting the two former tribemates going at it again later down the line.


At the following immunity challenge Paris came away with the win in a balancing competition and her safety for the round gave her the nerve to put a plan into motion. Knowing that Logan and Steffi were a formidable and strong pair, she strived to break them up before they had the chance to turn on her later down the line. What surprised Paris was the fact that De-Sean approached her in an attempt to finally vote Tito from the tribe and rid everyone of him. Paris shared this information with Paula and they concocted a plan.


They would go to Tito with the plan to vote out the stronger of the pair, Logan, and keep Tito in the game in exchange for his loyalty to him. Tito was a bit hesitant at first and told the girls he’d get back to them, but after overhearing De-Sean speaking of the possibility of voting out Tito, he raced back to the girls as fast as he could, knowing his freedom in the real world depended on it. Tito figured that if he didn’t entice the two girls well enough, that coupled with De-Sean and the former Red’s votes he’d be ousted from the game.


Paris and Paula both played hard to get, but after Tito offered up his immunity idol, Paula and Paris quickly sealed the deal and promised on their lives that they would be voting out Logan later that night at tribal. During Tribal Council, the former blues decided to stick together, and now with two idols in her pocket, Paris and Paula happily turned on Logan, blindsiding him and his partner Steffi in a 7-2 vote.



Episode 8: “I Can Play Too”



After returning from tribal council, Steffi knew she was suddenly at the top of everyone’s hit list and spent the night getting over the shock of suddenly losing Logan and trying to settle the hurt and betrayal she felt from Paris and Paula. As she lay awake through the night Steffi formulated a plan to try and survive in the game, and in the morning went to her two former tribemates, explaining her plan; Work together to find a way to keep her in the game and everyone would still have Steffi higher on their radars than the two of them. Paris considered the plan, and with the new found loyalty in Tito, and two hidden immunity idols, knew she could pull off the plan if she wanted to.


At the next immunity challenge it was a heated battle of accuracy between Juan and Breadquanda with Breadquanda ultimately coming away with the win after all of her practice shooting up dirt bastards in her hometown. Steffi noticed that Juan had been doing consistently well during the challenges and was slipping beneath the radar and offered him up as the perfect target to the two P girls.


Paris and Paula both agreed that Juan was a very good target to take down from the game, but decided to leave Tito out of the loop, and instead planned on giving Steffi Tito’s idol, removing Tito’s suspicion of the idol being used against him. At tribal, the former Blue tribe was convinced that Steffi was going to be joining Logan and Tatuba on the jury that night, but thanks to an idol from Paris, Steffi stunned the five when she played the Hidden Immunity Idol and sent a stunned Juan to jury on a 3-0 vote.



Episode 9: “Isolated”




Following Juan’s sudden departure, Breadquanda, De-Sean, Tyrone and even Tito all seemed to be on edge. Tito began to distrust and see Paris as an evil mastermind behind many departures in the game and was beginning to shy away on his deal and loyalty towards her. This was fine to the heiress however as she had yet another trick up her sleeve and a tiny trinket in her back pocket. That night before bed, Paris instructed the now once again loyal Steffi to go off with Breadquanda and Tyrone tomorrow morning on their water runs, leaving Tito with De-Sean as his only former tribemate. Paris then informed Paula that she wanted her to subtly instigate a fight between De-Sean and Tito before making herself scarce, leaving De-Sean and Tito to fight and for Paris to be the only one to come to Tito’s rescue.


The following morning the Hilton’s plan went off without a hitch and just as De-Sean was about to brutally attack Tito over his confliction view points and opinions of life, Paris intervened and began berating De-Sean for being a washed up has been who was only here in the first place after stooping so low as to rob his own mother. De-Sean was flabbergasted by Paris and quickly left the scene, leaving Paris to tend to and manipulate Tito into trusting her once again.


Following the blow up, the tribe competed in yet another immunity challenge and Steffi showed her worth when she found her way out of a maze first, capturing her first individual win in the game. De-Sean, now calmed down and focused once more, approached Tito and apologized for his behavior the entire game and told Tito that they had to stick together in hopes of making it further with Breadquanda and Tyrone.


Despite the apology, Tito could not see past the personal attacks that had spanned the entire season and sided with the girls in their efforts to vote out De-Sean at tribal council, sending the convict to the growing jury by a vote of 4-3.



Following De-Sean’s departure, Jeff shocked the six remaining convicts with a surprise tribal council immunity challenge that was held immediately. Steffi came away with yet another immunity challenge win and set the stage for yet another blindside. Tito silently mouthed Breadquanda’s name as the next target for the vote, but Paris had other plans as since Paula, Steffi and herself now held fifty percent of the tribe, no longer saw the worth in keeping Tito.


While Tito went up to cast his vote for Breadquanda, Paris played on Breadquanda’s and Tyrone’s disgust at Tito’s betrayal, informed them of what he planned on doing for this vote, and successfully splintered the former Blues beyond repair. Tito was absolutely blindsided by a vote of 5-1 and had to be dragged out by security when he refused to be sent back to prison.

[Ashley Underwood]

Episode 10: “Would You Like some Jam for Your Bread?”




Once they returned from tribal council, Tyrone and Breadquanda had to swallow the heavy pill that for the first time in the game, they were outnumbered. The following morning during their daily water run, the two agreed that they were certainly in a jam and needed to find a way for them both to survive until the finale. Tyrone mentioned that they could maybe work on flipping Steffi over to their side, reminding her of how Paris and Paula had betrayed her trust by voting out Logan, and with that being the only lifeline they had to cling to, they went for it.


Breadquanda later approached Steffi in the shelter that day and began a conversation about the people she missed spending time with in the game, Logan and Tatuba being at the top of her list. At first, Steffi was aware to the ploy that Breadquanda was trying to pull, but as time went on, her emotions started getting the best of her, leaving her more willing and receptive to the Final 3 alliance that was being offered to her with Breadquanda and Tyrone. Steffi said that she would think about it and get back to her, and Breadquanda felt confident about their talk, but ultimately had no idea that Paris was holding onto another Hidden Immunity Idol
At the immunity challenge, Paula surprised everyone when she completed the obstacle course comprised of prior challenges first to capture her first immunity win. Paula approached Steffi shortly after and told her that Paris had said the plan was for Breadquanda to be voted out next.


Feeling as if she was doing the right thing, Steffi approached Breadquanda and told her of the plan and that if Steffi were to vote her, she would be going to jury in fifth place. However she felt an overwhelming sense of guilt, especially after the heartfelt conversation the two had shared the day before. With a little egging on from Tyrone, Steffi decided to flip over and agreed to vote Paris out at tribal council in final retaliation for Logan. However, the new found alliance failed to realize that Paula was up to her old ways and had been listening in on their conversation. Paula then relayed the information to Paris and the two planned to blindside Breadquanda at tribal.


After a hair brained tribal, where Steffi was in tears, Breadquanda was vocal, and Paula openly mocked Breadquanda, Paris stunned all onlookers when she presented Probst with a Hidden Immunity Idol, negating the three votes cast against her, and sending Breadquanda to the jury in a 2-0 decision.

[Ashley Underwood]

The Finale



After another surprise tribal council, Steffi was at a loss for words as yet another ally and person she cared about was voted out as she remained helpless to stop it. Paris simply went to bed early that night while Steffi wallowed on in pity for Breadquanda. Paula followed Tyrone out into the jungle that night as he went to relieve himself, but was stunned when the plump woman threw him up against a tree, getting a good handling on him before shaking a finger in his face, telling him to vote Steffi at the next tribal council if he wanted a shot at freedom. Tyrone quickly complied and felt not guilt and throwing Steffi under the bus if it meant that he would make the final three.


At the final immunity challenge of the season, in a close battle Paris ultimately beat out Steffi in a giant labyrinth puzzle to claim a spot in the final three convicts. Upon returning to camp, Steffi quickly apologized to the heiress and practically begged her for a spot in the finals, but in a final act of cruelty, Paris lied to the girl’s face and told her that she forgave her and would take her to the finals, when in all reality, intended to take the shifty Tyrone with her and her partner in crime Paula.
At tribal council, Steffi started to feel comfortable for the first time all season, but this proved to be a mistake as she was voted out in the final blindside of the season in a 3-1 vote.




After one final night and day of celebration and looking back at all those who had competed in the game, Paula, Paris and Tyrone entered Final Tribal Council, ready to face the jury of Tatuba, Logan, Juan, De-Sean, Tito, Breadquanda, and Steffi for a shot at walking free from the law and reclaiming the life they signed away upon entering the world of criminals.


Throughout the entire debate, the general consensus was that Tyrone was more of a mouse than a man the entire season, hiding behind allies like Tito, Juan, and even Breadquanda, wanting and waiting for his allies to make the plans that would carry them forward. Tyrone was also criticized by the jury for poor challenge performance and not working as hard as others had to get to his spot.


The general consensus regarding the Hilton Heiress during the council was that Paris had undoubtedly run the entire game; pitting allies against each other, playing on the weaknesses of others and ultimately doing whatever it took to get to the end of the game. However, despite her strong game play Paris was criticized for playing TOO hard and was pinned with the blame of murdering Jason to save herself by Logan and Steffi.


Up last was Paula, and while she was seen as riding Paris’ coattails, she was credited with a few moves in the game, playing up to her alliance with Paris, and not being afraid to be forceful with other contestants to get her way, while also remaining giggly and upbeat through the game.


In the end, Tyrone received no votes after being lambasted by the jurors. Paris received the votes of Breadquanda, De-Sean, and Juan for playing the best game and working and striving to obtain her freedom like no one else had, but ultimately Paula beat out her ally and won Extreme Survivor in a 4-3-0 vote, receiving the votes of Steffi, Tito, Logan, and Tatuba, due to her relationships with them, as well as their poor relationships with Paris.


So in the end, the biggest felon and convict among them, Paula, the only one to actually commit the act of murder on a fellow competitor (Miguel being dead now) walked away from the game completely free.

[Ashley Underwood]

Voting history:

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Amanda edit: Stretches the page way too much. Doing this for my own convenience - sorry.