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[Ashley Underwood]

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So the game is officially underway, and for now I think I’m doing alright for the most part. I’ve talked to pretty much everyone on my tribe aside from Amber and Ozzy, as far as I can remember, so I should be fine with this first tribal, but there could always be some asshole who pulls some dumbass stunt. I’m thinking either Natalie or Parvati will come away with the win in this one, just because they’re probably the most social on our tribe.


As far as the vote goes, I think it’ll probably be either Amber or Tom. Amber appears to be pissing people off when she talks to them on AIM, or so I’ve heard, and Tom would be an easy target, because like an idiot, he went around asking people for flowers. “Want to trade like 2 or 3?” I of course said yes to him, cause I mean, it’s not like it’d be smart to say no, but if he’s going around promising to trade with everyone on the tribe then he certainly can’t expect for people to be good with him, especially since he’s probably going to give a majority of flowers to his “alliance” of Amber and Chad.





Other than that, nothing much to really report on for the moment except I guess for my alias/persona. I’m going as some girl named Corin, but everyone will call me Ashley so no big deal, who lives in Seattle, works part time at a Starbucks in the mornings while also attending nursing school. It hasn’t come up but if it does, I live in an apartment with two roommates. Awesome.

[Austin Gonzalez]

Any reason for the fake identity?

[Ashley Underwood]

Jul 14, 2011 8:59:27 GMT -5 Austin Gonzalez said:

Any reason for the fake identity?

Well I can't exactly go as myself here, especially being on a tribe with Tom and potential others that know me. If I came as Erin I'm sure it'd take people five minutes to find out and sink my ship. Strong or not, people don't want a former winner on their tribe, just look at All-Stars. Anyway...


The immunity challenge has come and gone and I got the grand total of ELEVEN flowers, which is well, just absolutely brilliant. What makes it even greater is that ten of my eleven came from Natalie, which means only one other person on my tribe gave me flowers, and even then it was only one. Fuckers. In a way it’s good that I didn’t get too many flowers because that means I’m obviously not on people’s minds or radars yet in the game, but for the same reason, that also puts me in a bad spot.


I was supposed to get three flowers from Tom, and of course he lied, no surprise there. This will only give me ammunition against him in the future though. Amber also got to me on AIM yesterday and was saying how she hadn’t talked to anyone and would give me so many flowers, another lie. Like, jesus christ people, why do you have the urge to just lie right out of the gate, like hold that shit in for a round. I mean, christ, all I wanted was some flowers.





We then followed to tribal, where of course I had to lie my ass off. Of course the number of flowers people got reflects where loyalties are and who has high standing in this tribe, but I can’t let people know I’m thinking that way. I mean I’m already a target as it is, considering Tom and Chad tried to round up Natalie and Parvati, proceed to make an alliance, and then try and throw the vote on me, instead of Amber. UGH.


Natalie told me she pulled Parvati aside and told her not to vote for me though and go for Ozzy, but it doesn’t help that Natalie was supposed to give Parvati 10 flowers, Parvati proceeded to find out, and Natalie had to say she “forgot.” Whatever works. I guess it does though and the trust is there considering that Parvati told Natalie the prize was a double vote.


Going back to Parvati I went and talked to her last night, calling her Miss Popularity, and talked with her for a while, kissing ass, because I really need to do that until I’m in good standing with these people. She brushed it off and was all dumb about it, which makes me think she’s much smarter than she let’s on. So following her cue I’m going ditzy and unassuming, even though I know a bunch of people are after my ass and I could potentially be the first person out, god, how embarrassing would that be.

So I just have to hope for the best and hope that the majority is for Ozzy, and not actually me. Ew this confessional is a hot mess, and I hate it.