Post by Mister Bob Dawg Mason on Aug 22, 2011 18:59:43 GMT -5
Since Amanda feels awards should be only given during Allstar seasons I feel that it is my duty as the best PW in the whole entire world to give out some awards.
THE BOB DAWGS!
Hopefully mine won't be as obvious.
The first award will be presented by my lovely partner in crime.
DDanielle: This Award is for the best pre-merge boots of the season. While the actual finalists in this game are rather boring. The pre-merge boots were the life of the party.
The finalists are...
Na Onka!
Amber!
Burton!
And the winner...
*Opens Envelope*
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*Amber Walks up to the podium*
Amber: Oh my gosh! I'd like to thank my round 1 drunken slur. My pet Tiger-Penguin and Boo!
*Boo is shown in the crowd crying tears of joy*
The second award goes to best pair of the season...
The award will be given by the second best pair in series' history Lex and Brett.
The Nominees are...
Natalie and Ashley
Chad and Tom!
Amber and Boo!
The winners...
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Was there any doubt?
Bob Dawg: Your welcome for kicking ass!
Danielle: I'll put the trophy in my Ds!
Now our third award will be hosted by the lovely Amanda!
Amanda: The wrath of my laser vision has been USED way to much this season and here were people that got it way to much. This award goes to the most useless player of the season.
The nominees are...
Andrea
Dolly
Dan
And the winner is...
With a whopping 4 posts....
Congratulations Dan!
Dan: .......
We take a break to mention the sponsors for this event...
Can You Survive: Allstars ...
Because if I wouldn't of got voted out first... I wouldn't have this much time.
The next award will be hosted by the lovely Kim!
This award is going to the person with the most entertaining confessionals... because I like to be entertained.
The Nominees are...
Ashley!
Parvati!
Amber!
This was tough...
By a very slim margin...
Winning her second award of the night.
Amber: Oh my gosh another win! I am so loved its almost like these awards are rigged.
The last award is going to be hosted by yours truly.
But before lets take a look at a few of the awards that didn't quite make the main show.
Most Bubbly:
Nicest:
Least Likable:
Tied!
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Best Host:
Most Clueless:
The final award goes to the Player of the Season...
The canditates are...
The Nominees are...
Ashley!
Parvati!
Amber!
Hmm the exact same people as best confessional. Go figure.
It is not the same winner however.
The award goes to...
ASHLEY!
Thank you and I hope you enjoyed the show. Come to the after party for some Friend Chicken!