Sucks.

[Natalie Tenerelli]

Hey Y'all! How is everyone doing? Congratulations on Final Two! I'm pretty happy to see how it turned out, especially considering my bitch and my slut are both in the final two! Having me not there doesn't really matter to me but it would have been nice, either way. Great game, guys! Okay so basically, I witnessed some pretty huge bitter jurors this game while playing and I lasted the longest outta all of them before I entered the jury, so I got to experience it during the game along with y'all. It's kinda gross that a juror can be bitter. You got your ass handed to you, get over it and move on! Nothing else to it. We got people like Misty who associates themselves with a Mango.. Honey, that was in the 90's, drop the act, it's not cute nor funny, it just sheds more light on your incapabilities of you remotely acting sane. Then we got Chad that went just insane, so you can the dynamics that is this cast. *applaud*

Ashley - Gross. Gross. Gross. No I'm just kiddin', I love you! I really was glad I got to work with you this time around and aim far because we work really well together and we both know that. It almost worked out for us but challenges got in our way! Anyways, I do have some questions for you. You and I are very interchangeable this game because we did a lot TOGETHER. Meaning, whatever I have done, you've done and to me, there is a lot to be said. So I suppose you could start by telling me exactly what you did from start to finish. Almost like a Spark Notes version. Give me the key events in the game that you helped accomplish in order to have the game turn out the way it did. I think that's what you need to be doing to win this bitch. Show'em whore boss!

and Parvati, You're playing this act like you're the innocent girl out of the equation, that you should be given the sympathy votes because you tried to go against majority, because you tried to make the moves happen but there is a difference from making the moves happen and trying. Surely you may have figured out that you weren't in the best of position but you were easily fooled, multiple times. I don't think there was ever a time in this game that you did something on your own until the last two rounds of the game, when even then, looked like jury ass kissing by siding with the minority for the last few votes. I'm not bitter though, you earned those challenge wins that got you here, that's about all I can say. You do deserve to be in the Final Two because you fought your way here but this isn't about playing the game for yourself Mid-Merge onwards, this is about playing since the beginning and having an End Game and working towards it.. actually having it work. Strategically planning it out.

I want to outline the times I've said to you what we should do and even though you argued with me for so many times, it really hasn't mattered. You have done exactly what others have told you to do since the start of this game, I can't tell the people in this jury a time in which you did anything on your own when it came to Tribal until Final Six. Even then, the only relevance was for you to use your nullify Vote so we could vote one of two, (Chad and you) out the Final Five TC and not have to worry about any kind of reward.

I remember someone mentioning that your Social game is why you might win but if you think about it, there have been so many robbed contestants in games because they jury couldn't get the stick out of their ass that they were beat in their game. It could be the very case for this time around and I'm pretty sure it will be.. you know, unless this jury can be more than a bunch of 15 year old's tryna be a playa hata.

I don't want a response from Parvati, you are just being spoken to! Good luck! Ashley on the other hand, please do answer the task, outline the game and high light the turning points, when you gained power, how it influenced the decisions of TC's. Whatever, it's up to you.

Have Fun!

[Ashley Underwood]

Round 1

Not much really happened then. It was just the flower immunity and then a vote from there. I guess what I can say is that I had some balls and wasn’t afraid to toss Ozzy’s name out into the open as a target.


Round 2

After receiving only 11 flowers in the first challenge I knew I was on the outs considering others had lied to me when they said they’d give me flowers. The key move I pulled during this round was showing that I was an asset to the tribe strength wise, but also playing up my dumb and unassuming role to where people would approach me thinking that I had nothing to lose, this would serve useful down the road.


Round 3

Babs lost immunity and immediately I targeted David, spreading his name around to a few people. Tom approached me and said he thought either Aaron, Naonka, or David should go, but preferred if David stayed. This was a key moment in my game because it showed that people like Tom bought into what I was selling and would make the mistake of throwing other people’s names to me in the game.

This particular instance was one of those securing information moments, because I knew with this I could either side with Tom down the line since he already threw those names out in the open, or use that AIM chat to bury Tom under Naonka and Aaron’s fury.


Round 4 and Round 5

Not a lot of game was talked since Babs went and won two straight immunity challenges, but I did focus on slipping further into the shadows, continuing to play my part of what some would call a coaster. I was approached by players like Tom asking me if I had any allies in the game, opening routes if I decided to venture down them later on, or once again, providing evidence against someone if I wanted them out.

To that point, people still didn’t really look at me as someone they should be concerned about even though they should have been.


Round 6

Aw yes, the swap. I think the key moment of this round was reuniting with Andrea and meeting up with Adam, and securing the knot in our alliance to go onward to the Final 4.


One thing I would like to note though is that I was VERY adamant on taking out Parvati at this stage in the game. I knew Parvati would most likely be a threat down the line and with Chad safe and Parvati unsuspecting it was a absolutely golden opportunity to take her out of the game, especially considering we had the numbers.
However, it was decided that since we could play Parvati and keep up the whole “Valley Girls” ruse for a while longer, that Parvati would prove to be a good tool to us in the merge.


Round 7-8

The key moments of these rounds were not throwing and convincing Parvati and Chad not to throw the immunity challenges to get rid of Adam and Andrea. The two of them played into our hands Natalie and they fought to keep our allies, because they didn’t realize if we lost, it’d actually be them who would be leaving the game.


Round 9

Aw the merge. The key moves I made this round were winning immunity and targeting Julie.

I knew from the start that Tom was going to try like hell to win immunity, and I ultimately didn’t want him winning immunity. When someone is immune, they’re more likely to try and pull a move you wouldn’t expect, so I fought for immunity to prevent any feelings of security that could lead to an unwanted curve ball in my game.

I ended up giving Tom immunity though, but it was by my own hands, and by giving him immunity, I’m sure I won some good favor and fortune with him

The second key move of that round was targeting Julie. I knew Julie was a threat by knowing who she was (This is Erin if you’re reading this Kim. Hi!) and even though I feel like I work well with her, I knew I wasn’t going to turn my back on my alliance of four, so I had to target someone I knew was a strong challenge threat to us, and could potentially see and come between the Core 4 alliance. After that it was simply a matter of spreading the word to my alliance and then to the majority of the tribe.


Round 10

There were no key moves except moving my alliance forward. Everyone voted Chase including Chase, so no one can say they made a key move here.


Round 11

Key Move. Targeting Tom

This has been hashed out plenty already and discussed way beyond the need, but it’s now known that I targeted Tom because of his rewards and had others remove him from the game as he was a threat to me very soon in the approaching rounds.


Round 12

First key move of this round was helping eliminate Misty. People were expecting Adam to leave in 7th, but I tossed a curve ball into Parvati and Chad’s games by taking out Misty.
Following that I knew since Chad had played his idol and Parvati and I were safe, my alliance were the only ones vulnerable. I knew in my heart that I would be loyal to the Mean Girls first and foremost, so I decided that I’d have to unfortunately vote against Adam.

They key part of this was that I knew Andrea was close with Parvati, like way close, so I told Andrea to tell Parvati to use the vote nullifier of Parvati’s on Adam’s vote. This was key because not only did Andrea stay, but it took out the last prize of the game, giving the Mean Girls a guaranteed spot for all of us in the Final 4.


Round 13

The key move I made this round was telling Chad straight up that he was going home. I showed that I wasn’t going to lie like I’ve been accused of doing and told him after immunity results were up and when he asked, I told him he was done.

The key part of this is that it showed I wasn’t afraid to play and be honest, and that I wasn’t afraid to be a cutthroat bitch to people’s faces, and would do what I had to, to get the MG to Finals.


Round 14

The key move here would unfortunately have to be voting Andrea. I love Andrea, but even she admits she isn’t the best at challenges, so I forced a 2-2 tie and allowed for Natalie to fight for her chance in final 3 and help me fight against Parvati in hopes of taking her out.

Following that, the last key move I made was purposely bashing and or being uninterested in the Rights of Passage. I knew that Parvati would think I was a totally lame and brash person and would probably think I would have no shot in the end, which she fell right for.



May not be good enough for others, but like it was said, Mean Girls functioned together as a unit and planned and executed this game together.